Torn between Heaven and Hell ([info]jtwist) wrote,
2005-10-01 08:09:00
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Uh oh.....

So... I just found out that my most recent ex has AIDS....

But, there is some good news.


I just saved a TON of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!!!!

Ok. No, she doesn't have AIDS. Just playing around. Sorry to scare you, but thought this would be funny.

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[info]cnfsdyoie

October 1 2005, 15:18:02 UTC 6 years ago

on 15 different levels that was NOT funny! but for some reason i'm laughing

[info]jtwist

October 1 2005, 15:44:29 UTC 6 years ago

That's because... It's wrong and scares the living hell out of people before springing the joke.

One of my friends last night got sent that in a different format and was nearly in tears because she was drunk... Then she hated me when she got the joke.

[info]blooman

October 1 2005, 15:31:50 UTC 6 years ago

You're ebbil, soooo ebbil. Yet I'm laughing too...

[info]jtwist

October 1 2005, 15:46:05 UTC 6 years ago

Of course I'm evil, and you're laughing because you're a sadistic bastid like me.

[info]blooman

October 2 2005, 02:27:26 UTC 6 years ago

lol for rememberin' Bastid, ya bastid.

[info]jtwist

October 2 2005, 04:30:20 UTC 6 years ago

Hey. The good times will always be the good times. I miss dissin' on people at that other place.

[info]blooman

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[info]crowborja

October 1 2005, 16:54:38 UTC 6 years ago

Cruel

But I'm still laughing hystericaly.

[info]jtwist

October 1 2005, 17:56:24 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Cruel

Glad to have been of service.

[info]crash0074

October 1 2005, 19:34:46 UTC 6 years ago

You son of a bitch!!! My fucking stomach just dropped...

[info]jtwist

October 1 2005, 19:41:48 UTC 6 years ago

Hahahahahahhaahahahahahhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[info]xlisax

October 1 2005, 21:40:39 UTC 6 years ago

Dude...I just like...did flip flops in my stomach when I read that.
Bastard. :-P

[info]jtwist

October 2 2005, 04:31:48 UTC 6 years ago

heheheeh.... So... About that meet up that never happened? *LOL* Kidding.

GO BRONCOS!

[info]xlisax

October 2 2005, 06:10:51 UTC 6 years ago

Hey you're the one that's supposed to contact ME, buddy! :-P
GO BRONCOS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[info]jtwist

October 2 2005, 13:41:37 UTC 6 years ago

Oh yeah... huh. *LOL*

[info]fallon

October 2 2005, 01:15:16 UTC 6 years ago

That was good! You got me ;p

[info]jtwist

October 2 2005, 04:31:09 UTC 6 years ago

I got everyone with that... I just wish I could take the credit for coming up with it first.

[info]distantsilence

October 2 2005, 09:04:31 UTC 6 years ago

O_O I was so scared! don't do things like that! ;-;

[info]jtwist

October 2 2005, 13:40:39 UTC 6 years ago

Hehehehehehehe....

Sorry.

[info]azaezelya

October 3 2005, 15:22:22 UTC 6 years ago

I think I might have peed my pants just a little bit after reading that. Fucking classic. *giggles*

*polishes the bus she's driving to hell*

[info]jtwist

October 3 2005, 16:24:18 UTC 6 years ago

It's a good way to really scare the living hell out of people. At least, that's what I've found out.

[info]luvlytemptation

October 21 2005, 18:49:10 UTC 6 years ago

LOL. That was good. You're still a little shit for saying that though

[info]jtwist

October 22 2005, 21:36:36 UTC 6 years ago

Hahahahah! Even this much time later, people are still falling for it!

*Take a major bow this time*

Long time no talk. How are you doing out there in Da Dirty South?

[info]luvlytemptation

October 23 2005, 01:11:12 UTC 6 years ago

it sucks ass. i'm happy..I just HATE living in GA. I'm moving in about 7-9 months though. So its all good. I'm just ready to get the hell out of here!! Yea, we having talked in a while. How whats been up STRANGER?!

[info]jtwist

October 23 2005, 18:27:45 UTC 6 years ago

It's a long, long story. I allude to some of it in my journal here, but not much.

Where are you moving to?

[info]luvlytemptation

October 24 2005, 02:48:59 UTC 6 years ago

I'm going to kick your ass and you know what i'm talking about!!!!!!!!!!!
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